Perfect day
...to stay in bed. Damn. Too bad I have stuff to do. The rain started about 4am, and there's the gentle rain hitting the roof and quiet rolls of thunder in the distance. Perfect day to be in bed.
WTF?
I spent a good part of the day working on the building, and noticed that the people across the alley did nothing all day but sit on their porch. Don't these people have jobs? That kinda rankles me. Here I am, hardworking and struggling to make ends meet, and these folks are just sitting there, perhaps on the welfare rolls? With me footing the bill? Oy.
Dildos for Mother's Day
So I had my meeting at Fuel this morning with JG to discuss a potential next project. Afterward, I had a few moments to kill before I had to have the obligatory Mother's Day brunch at Riverbrook. I decided to go to
The Tool Shed and see if their selection of stap-ons had improved at all, or if they had any toys for boys.
In addition to a couple pretty lame looking sleeves with Spencer Gifts style graphics on them (which for some reason just turned me off immensely), they did have a new strap on that looked pretty cool. Nylon mesh belts, a neoprene panel, EPDM o-ring, and a pleasant 6", sparkly pink dildo.
Now all I need is a partner to fuck me with it. Preferably someone who gets off on having a temporary cock.
I did discover something quite interesting...the dildo has a suction cup base. Hmm. This could be some fun. I just need to find something relatively stable to which I can affix it.