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Some people...
So I'm sitting in ArtBar, and the Riverwest Pub Crawl is going on. There's this couple with a five or so year old here. She's running around, and Mom says, "Honey, this isn't a kid's place. Come sit down over here."
WTF?
So if it's not a kids' place, why'd you bring your kid?
5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship
1. It is important that a woman helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a woman makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a woman you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves making love to you.
5. It is VERY important that these four women never meet.
Eeew.
I just sneezed half chewed ramen noodles on my laptop screen. Lovely.